Because Neoliberalism

I am a woman of philosophy. I am to live on the outskirts of town; love up wisdom real good; portion out and distribute to my community carefully harvested and nutritional mysteries of the mind; provide spiritual guidance when necessary; engage in confounding conversation to the end of the human condition, itself; judge and lecture; aid in actualizing autonomous individuals; be paraded around as a symbol of rational accomplishments during asinine societal ceremonies; and to be venerated for such essential services – why on earth am I having to “LinkedIn” right now?

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