Y’all. My substitute teaching gig has run its course, and I’m about to have to live in my truck that can’t even go 10 minutes without overheating. I’m the most obnoxiously meticulous editor I know, and I’d love to offer my top-quality proof-reading and critique services to you at an affordable rate! I’ll edit anything from emails to graduate level research papers!
Here’s the pitch:
Neurotically meticulous editing services from an MA in Philosophy. Swift and efficient, plus an attitude which plays well with others. Guaranteed grade increase on term papers by AT LEAST one letter when you sign up for extra feedback and revisions.* Get your elite polish on TODAY!
– Same-day email edits when submitted before 7pm
– Online article/blog post edits within 24 hours of request
– 2-day academic proposal/essay edit processing
– 5-day academic paper/book chapter edit processing
*This guarantee is for undergrads. Graduate grading scales vary from department political culture to department political culture – but you know that. I’m just covering my bases.
Also! Feel free to donate to The LCP Foundation! That would help a bunch, as well!